the fact that I think I have garlic poisoning, the fact that Tika and David convinced me that 7 cloves a day is too much garlic, the fact that Tika asked me if I smell like garlic all the time, the fact that I do, the fact that David calls it ass breath, Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers, the fact that my stomach is killing me, the fact that my host mom from my homestay in the Netherlands said that I was an amateur cook because I relied too much on garlic for flavor, the Gilroy Garlic Festival, gun shows, NRA, “it's not like being drunk, being drunk is a different kind of euphoria, and being stoned is a different kind of euphoria, garlic euphoria is kind of like grounded, you feel like you've got both feet planted on the ground, you're a part of the world, you're not, ya know, apart from it, AND YET, you definitely do feel real good,” “Feel Good Inc.”, “Against Happiness,” ♫ “love forever, love is free” ♫ , Mad Men: The Best Things in Life Are Free – Bert Cooper, “love can come to everyone, the best things in life are free”, scarcity vs. abundance mindset, polyamory, The Ethical Slut,